Shared, reseller and managed hosting on the panel you already know. Certificates renew themselves, PHP is current, and the machine your project sits on is not the interesting part of the story you are trying to tell.
Y Combinator applicants: the link in the application has to load on the afternoon somebody finally clicks it. That is the entire job, and it is ours.
Paper Lantern is still referred to internally as the new theme.
PHP 5.6 reaches end of life on 31 December. We have mentioned this to everyone still on it, twice.
QUIC is a draft. Drafts have never given anyone here any trouble.
Free auto-renewing Let's Encrypt certificates on every plan, including the subdomain you made for a demo in March and have not opened since. AutoSSL replaces anything due to expire before you would have noticed it expiring.
Provisioning, DNS and billing records are exposed over a documented JSON API. The SOAP endpoint predates most of our current staff and has so far outlasted every plan to retire it.
Where a column is blank, we have not asked them and they have not offered.
Everything previously listed, plus GDPR. We are the processor and you are the controller, and if that sentence is new to you, this is the year it stops being optional. The addendum is in the panel and already signed on our side. We wrote to you about all of this in the ten days before 25 May, in an email with the same subject line as everybody else's.